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I'm still writing daily. . .just in a new place. Come and visit me by clicking on the link, below.
And for all this, nature is never spent / There lives the dearest freshness deep down things --Gerard Manley Hopkins
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Bungling Through Life with a Trowel
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- ▼ 2011 (227)
- ► 2010 (171)
I'm still writing daily. . .just in a new place. Come and visit me by clicking on the link, below.
Wazoo's Moved! Click below to zoom to my new blog.
And for all this, nature is never spent / There lives the dearest freshness deep down things --Gerard Manley Hopkins
Where My Writing Appears
- 3 Fiction Shorts @ Prick of the Spindle, Vol. 4.3
- Children's Story: Ladybug, May/June 2012
- Children's Story: Stories That Lift
- Essay @ Cold Mountain Review, Spring 2010
- Poem @ Grey Sparrow, Spring 2011
- Poem @ Louisville Review, Vol. 69
- Poem @ The Christian Century
- Poem @ The MacGuffin, Spring/Summer 2011
- Story @ Apple Valley Review, Fall 2010
- story @ Literary Mama, Dec. 2011
- Story @ Midwest Literary Magazine, May 2011
- Story @ Prism Review, Issue 13
- Story @ Southeast Review
- Weekly Columns @ Observer-Reporter. . .ended at our move 7 / 2012
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About Me
- Kimberly Long Cockroft
- I live, write, and work in a sweet town perched on the edge of Puget Sound. My work has been published in a variety of genres, including poetry, fiction, and children's literature. I love sharing my passion for words and community with folks of all ages, from elementary school students to adults, and have been privileged to do just that for many years as a teacher, journalist, spiritual writer, and friend. Pots of tea abound.
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Fight Hunger & Poverty
13 comments:
Man: "Yet another factor to consider when choosing between a Cheeto or a Combo is. . . ."
Woman: "I don't need help. You just sit there and talk to me. Listening to you as I scrub mildew off this bathtub is wonderful."
Man: ". . .is the level of sheer cheesiness, crunch factor, and complexity of flavor. . ."
Woman: Just me and Scrubbing Bubbles. What more could a woman ask for?
"Good thing we went for that extra large sink. That Tequila has blinded me!"
caption two: "Now that the kids have left home, we can enjoy real quality time together!"
caption three; "You do realize you are sitting on the toilet, not your La Z Boy?
You really do need to get your eyes checked!"
"Relax, honey. We're in our own bathroom. No one's going to know you Ajaxed the tub in your underwear."
Man: "Your multitasking is getting ridiculous. I know there are only so many hours in a day, but really?--praying and unclogging the drain at the same time?"
Woman: "And, Lord, for my husband, I ask for a muzzle, duct tape, a balled up rag, anything ..."
Man: "Missed a spot. There's a little soap scum to your right. No, no, your other right. ..."
Man: "Alrighty then...when you're done scrubbing YOUR pants, mine have a little spot right here on the knee."
Woman: (under her breath)"Radical acceptance, radical acceptance, radical acceptance!"
Girl: "Where is that little naked girl?"
Boy: "I don't know where she is!"
Girl: "Then go find her!"
Lauren
Lady: "The dog just dropped a rat down the drain!"
Boy: "Huh...oh...what?"
Lady: "Oh brother!"
Boy: "Huh...oh...what?"
Jenna
get the hell off the toilet and help me scrub this damn tub!
You call it like it is, girl.
You know he needs to get down there and help his woman.
Food Poisoning!
You have any Raffi?
What?
You have any Raffi?
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