WINNER: ADD-A-CAPTION GAME 1

With a huge howdy-thanks to everyone who participated in this week's Add-A-Caption Game, and a special shout-out to the kid-contributors, I'm delighted to present the winners of this week's contest.

THE WINNER IS. . .ANONYMOUS
Your problem here, ma'am, is that this isn't a laundry chute--it's a handyman chute. They're just going to keep sliding out onto your floor until you turn off this valve ...

AND YOUR AWARD IS. . .A VIRTUAL, LIFE-CHANGING CYCLING TRIP THROUGH AUSTRALIA'S WILDERNESS!

We are not responsible for any harm that you or your bicycle may incur, virtual or otherwise. Please do not try to enchant crocs with your flashy rims.

WINNER: ADD-A-CAPTION GAME 2

**DRUMROLL PLEASE**

THE WINNER IS (yet another) ANONYMOUS!
back guy/gal: "so, do these stirrups make me look fat?"
front dude (muttering to himself): "no right answer, no right answer..."

AND YOUR PRIZE IS:
A VIRTUAL LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GIANT VEGETABLES!!!!

man in regalia not included