An E-mail I Just Wrote on the Eighth Day of School Cancelled. . .and Counting

Martin--

I have recieved a message in my e-mail: Im Li Yu is offering me a better future. Do you think I should take it?

How's the cleaning going?

I am JUST sane over here. Back aches. Beatrix has poop. Elspeth's socks are wet and she is despondent about her prospects in general.

Guess what? It's snowing!

Me