WINNER: ADD-A-CAPTION GAME 1

With a huge howdy-thanks to everyone who participated in this week's Add-A-Caption Game, and a special shout-out to the kid-contributors, I'm delighted to present the winners of this week's contest.

THE WINNER IS. . .ANONYMOUS
Your problem here, ma'am, is that this isn't a laundry chute--it's a handyman chute. They're just going to keep sliding out onto your floor until you turn off this valve ...

AND YOUR AWARD IS. . .A VIRTUAL, LIFE-CHANGING CYCLING TRIP THROUGH AUSTRALIA'S WILDERNESS!

We are not responsible for any harm that you or your bicycle may incur, virtual or otherwise. Please do not try to enchant crocs with your flashy rims.

WINNER: ADD-A-CAPTION GAME 2

**DRUMROLL PLEASE**

THE WINNER IS (yet another) ANONYMOUS!
back guy/gal: "so, do these stirrups make me look fat?"
front dude (muttering to himself): "no right answer, no right answer..."

AND YOUR PRIZE IS:
A VIRTUAL LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GIANT VEGETABLES!!!!

man in regalia not included

Wow, folks! Thanks for the wonderful response to our "Add-a-Caption" game! I'll leave it up for comments through the end of Monday just in case some of you didn't get a chance to dig up a caption. As Monday closes, Wazoo will VOTE.

PS. Martin just found Merry climbing into our bed (it's 11 pm) and asked her why she was getting in when we weren't even there yet and she answered, "A man named Triangle." The poetry of the sleep-walker.

Sunday Add-A-Caption GAME: 1

Oh, dear!

Add your caption in the comments section below!
For brief, tiresome explanation, refer to the "Guidelines" below!