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And for all this, nature is never spent / There lives the dearest freshness deep down things --Gerard Manley Hopkins
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I'm still writing daily. . .just in a new place. Come and visit me by clicking on the link, below.
Wazoo's Moved! Click below to zoom to my new blog.
And for all this, nature is never spent / There lives the dearest freshness deep down things --Gerard Manley Hopkins
Where My Writing Appears
- 3 Fiction Shorts @ Prick of the Spindle, Vol. 4.3
- Children's Story: Ladybug, May/June 2012
- Children's Story: Stories That Lift
- Essay @ Cold Mountain Review, Spring 2010
- Poem @ Grey Sparrow, Spring 2011
- Poem @ Louisville Review, Vol. 69
- Poem @ The Christian Century
- Poem @ The MacGuffin, Spring/Summer 2011
- Story @ Apple Valley Review, Fall 2010
- story @ Literary Mama, Dec. 2011
- Story @ Midwest Literary Magazine, May 2011
- Story @ Prism Review, Issue 13
- Story @ Southeast Review
- Weekly Columns @ Observer-Reporter. . .ended at our move 7 / 2012
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About Me
- Kimberly Long Cockroft
- I live, write, and work in a sweet town perched on the edge of Puget Sound. My work has been published in a variety of genres, including poetry, fiction, and children's literature. I love sharing my passion for words and community with folks of all ages, from elementary school students to adults, and have been privileged to do just that for many years as a teacher, journalist, spiritual writer, and friend. Pots of tea abound.
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15 comments:
"Honey, the kids are asleep and I know we should be in church, so whaddya say we go upstairs and...
wait. whose th...what the fu..?"
"Honey, I think you mean "WHO'S th..." so forget it. i'm not in the mood since your grammar is atrocious."
Your problem here, ma'am, is that this isn't a laundry chute--it's a handyman chute. They're just going to keep sliding out onto your floor until you turn off this valve ...
This is like those New Yorker caption contests. I can never, ever, think of a caption, but when the winners come through, I'm like, OF COURSE.
"Is that your wrench, or are you just happy to see me?"
"I know I dropped him right over here. I'm probably looking right at him, you know--it's so nice to have a fresh pair of eyes."
Mine doesn't count really, but I couldn't resist.
"What did you do to this sink?"
--Elspeth
Lady: "Come out here!"
Man: "Whatcha doin in there?"
Stuck Guy: "I'm not coming out!"
--Lauren
Lady: "Get stuck?"
Stuck Guy: "Maybe. A little."
--Jenna
Where? Where does it say you can't use a toilet seat for a cabinet door?
Not now, John! Can't you see that Bill's still in "time out."
"Quick! Hide here! My husband will never see you!"
How long has he been asleep?
Repairman: I need to get a little deeper into the cavity.
Husband: That's what she said.
Wife: Hee hee hee hee
"Susan, why is the plumber wearing my pants?"
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