I live, write, and work in a sweet town perched on the edge of Puget Sound. My work has been published in a variety of genres, including poetry, fiction, and children's literature. I love sharing my passion for words and community with folks of all ages, from elementary school students to adults, and have been privileged to do just that for many years as a teacher, journalist, spiritual writer, and friend. Pots of tea abound.
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All i can say, is take any line from Brokeback Mountain. There are too many to choose from.
Cowboy in hat: "Aha, I see you hiding behind that post."
Older gent: "This house needs more closets."
Cowboy: "Y M C A"
Dude in Vest: "Those Village People make me feel weak in the knees!"
Just a point of interest: is that a cowboy or a cowGIRL in the doorway?
Hmmm.
"Where's my cowgirl?"
--Elspeth
There's never anyone around to scratch my back when I need it. Oh, wait a minute...helllooo.
(couldn't resist a second one)
Old Guy: "Who is that behind me?"
Cowboy: "Look at my new clothes!"
--Lauren
Old Guy: "Hmmm. What's that smell?"
Cowboy: "NNNNNNNHHHHHHHUUUUU!**FART**"
--Jenna
Blaine, ball practice in 20 minutes! But Dad, I want to dance!
No, I'm not turning around. Turns out that "Depends" aren't really invisible! Never a problem before my hair went gray.
"All right, I've told you for the last time, tryouts for dancers are in the ballroom! This is for singers!"
back guy/gal: "so, do these stirrups make me look fat?"
front dude (muttering to himself): "no right answer, no right answer,..."
Cowgirl: 'Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it...oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Cowboy: Dag-gum Beyonce'
Cowgirl: "You can be my John Wayne, or you can be the horse. Your choice."
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