WINNER: Sunday Add-A-Caption Game

The Birthday Boy has chosen from all your excellent captions. . .

Congratulations, "It's more fun to stay anonymous!"

A therapist observes a patient undergoing Stage 3 of treatment at the region's controversial new clinic, Caligula's Cure for Claustrophobia. Patients who endure 8 hours under the bed progress to Stage 4: a night alone in the clinic's unlit crawl space, accompanied by a variety of spiders and rodents.

From the b'day boy, you get:
a maplewood dinette set
a trip for two to beautiful Baffin Bay, off the coast of Greenland, way north above the Arctic Circle,
and a Hot Pocket.
Enjoy them in your dreams, "it's more fun to stay anonymous"

All right, Wazooers, a few more hours and Martin, newly 35, who made fried rice and dim sum-style dumplings (with handmade dumpling dough) last night for 29 people to celebrate his own birthday (I did make a complicated, many-step black-out cake, and while I was grumpy about it, it was rich and delicious)--anyway, THAT Martin is going to vote on the Sunday-Add-A-Caption Game. So get your last entries in for possible consideration and questionable virtual prizes!

And don't forget to say Happy Birthday to my gal Sal, wonderful friend, indispensable auntie to my children, and an uncommonly strong ray of sunshine in my daily existence.