Online friends,
As you might have heard by now, Kimberly will no longer be able to blog about her life. At 4:32 am this morning, she and Merry and Elspeth were removed bodily from the earth. I woke just in time to see Kim's cold toes defenestrating from the bedroom. I think I heard her saying something like "Water my plants" as she ascended to what I can only imagine to be some lofty place far from here. I swung my legs out of bed and gazed up through the open window. Kim and the girls had joined hands and were charging upward with a host of others, most of whom were still in their bedclothes. It was only then that I noticed the deafening trumpet blasts from all of heaven's company. And then, in an instant, the world was quiet again.
Guess I'll have to wash my own socks from now on.
Martin
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ha! very (not) funny... :)
but, in the april fools spirit, do check out the following link:
http://www.google.com/tisp/
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