Free Loving Dogs*

They Could be Yours to a Good Home: Free Loving Dogs

Names: Marmaduke and Chloe
Licensed Alsatian Wolfhounds

Both beautiful dogs come with stamped papers and engraved collars that bear their names and the slogan Make Love, Not War.

Both Marmaduke and Chloe can howl along to Pete Seeger's If I Had a Hammer.

Both dogs can stand on their hind legs and gyrate in time to Blowing in the Wind. Chloe prefers Dylan's rendition, while Marmaduke is a Peter, Paul and Mary fan.

Marmaduke is accustomed to ground beef while Chloe appreciates a little marijuana mixed into her Puppy Chow, “to take off the edge.” She is just a tad high-strung.

Free Loving Dogs Marmaduke and Chloe come with their own puppy beds as well as their own PEACE insignias. Marmaduke drives a VW Van. Chloe has made the curtains for the VW Van. Both dogs are talented and well behaved, though they do tend to wander into neighbor’s yards to visit other dogs if not chained.



*The title of this blog appeared as an e-mail from our town's FREECYCLE service. Martin begged me to write a blog in response. Less tempting for us was the "Free Loving Hamsters" that someone was trying to fob off. How many rodents does one family need, after all?